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You are HARD Alcohol! You like it fast and rough. Whatever gets you… 
10th-May-2004 12:59 pm
The Rock
hard alcohol
You are HARD Alcohol! You like it fast and rough.
Whatever gets you drunk the fastest pleases you
the most. Life is short right?

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You see that there?! The Rock says he knows how to have fun and the Rock sure as hell knows how to drink! Now shut up whilst the great one talks! First the Rock wants to say, Mr Angle *cough*the gay twat*cough* is the biggest pile of crap the Rock has ever seen! The Rock says for somebody to hand him a shotgun so he can shoot the dickweed you all call the SmackDown! GM! *Remebers back on the past SmackDown!* Oh hey, Mr Angle, don't worry; you see the Rock had your wife last night and she's nothing special so you got lucky being in the damn wheel chair Kurt! Celebrate! Go out! Drink! Pop a wheelie! Burn some rubber!

But anyways, the Rock wants to say that the great one thinks that this whole wheel chair, never wrestle again is another one of Kurt Angle's scams! Kurt knew the Rock was gonna beat his ass down again so he decided he'd try and fake his way out of the damn fight! Well the Rock says no! The Rock is gonna hop his ass down town and get himself a damn wheel chair and the fight will continue in a damn wheel chair!

If ya smellalalala...What the Rock...Is...burning? *sniffs* Oh damn it! The Rock's burnt his pie! *Kicks stove*
16th-May-2004 07:37 pm (UTC) - You shut up you jackass!
I will wheel his pathetic paralyzed ass over to you and the best S.O.B will win!! I'll see you two jackasses at Summer Slam *pulls on ref' shirt* Now I have other matches to ref'.. excuse me *stomps away*
16th-May-2004 10:44 pm (UTC) - Jackass?!?! You drunk monkey horse's arse!!
You better wheel his paralyzed ass over to the great one because if you don't the Rock will drink all your beer!! You're damn right the rock will win!! If Kurt Angle beats the Rock, the Rock will...The Rock will...The Rock will go without eating pie for one whole year!!
The Rock will see your rec neck, blubber belly, watch talking, crazy ass drunk self at Summer Slam

IF YA SMELLALALALALA.....What the Rock...Is cooking?!?!?
16th-May-2004 10:53 pm (UTC) - You big pathetic eyebrowed freak!
You ever even try to touch Stone Cold's beer and I will cut your damn hands off!!

Now Stone Cold's gotta go drink to celebrate a good ass whoopin' I just gave *wipes bloody hand on ref' shirt* But yes you will see me at Summer Slam you stupid big bushy eyebrowed, action-hero-wannabe, B.S talking, skinny S.O.B!

16th-May-2004 11:43 pm (UTC) - Eyebrowed freak?!?! Did the great one hear you say that?!?! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!!
The Rock will touch whatever the great one wants, you got that jabroni?! You try, you try anmd cut the great one's hands off and he'll slap ya so fast he'll slap ya again!!

Yeah you go celebrate hill billy jackass style and that's screwing ya cousine and drinking beer!! *Looks disgusted* You make the great one sick!
You damn right the Rock will see you! There's no WAY the rock can miss ya!! You're huge!! Austin you've really let yourself go you red neck, goatee jabroni bitch!!

If ya smellalalalaaaaaa....What Austin ate for lunch? Austin! Don't burp in front of the Rock or he will whoop your ass into shape!!
16th-May-2004 11:57 pm (UTC) - Yeah u did u great big eyebrow!! U SHUT UP EYEBROW MAN!
*stares at you* You slap Stone Cold and your hands wont be the only things I cut off

I make you sick? You make Stone Cold wanna vomit all over Steve there!! *points to dog* You make me absolutely sick!! You don't even know the difference between a hilly billy and a red neck you pathetic jackass!! My cousin? My cousin is a man and unlike you I don't float that way ya great big fairy!! Yeah I will go celebrate RED NECK style by drinking beer while you go play dress up with Edge and Christian!!

HA! There's no way anyone could miss you either ya big stinking eyebrow bush pile o' horse crap! I'll see you and that little wheel chair bound wuss Kurt Angle at Summer Slam!!

*burps again* Just you try that son... I dare ya to try it *stares at you*
17th-May-2004 07:14 pm (UTC) - Eyebrow man!!? Eyebrow man?!?! Who in the blue hell are you talking to you fat, disgusting slob?!?!
*Looks you up and down* What in the blue hell is that supposed mean?! What else are you going to cut off?!

The Rock doesn't care for your dog!! The Rock says your dog is uglier than Debra!! The Rock doesn't know the difference because the Rock couldn't care less!! As far as the great one is concerned they are the same!! The Rock KNOWS your cousine's a man, that's WHY the great one said that you dumb jackass!! Float with the great big fairy? *looks from you to Edge and Christian and back at you again* The Rock thinks you've been chatting to those two too much. The Rock will be playing NO dressing up with anybody because the great one has movie offers to look over!!

Pile o' horse crap? The only horse crap around here is that thing you call a dog! And YOU'RE the horse you pathetic drunk! You damn straight you're gonna see the great one, the greatest icon in ALL of sports entertainment AND that idiot Kurt Angle at Summer Slam!!

*Waves the smell away* The Rock says he WOULD beat your ass down right now but the Rock's busy!!
19th-May-2004 12:08 am (UTC) - I'm talking to you... ya skinny worm!
*grins* If you slap Stone Cold then he'll make it so there isn't a "Peoples Strudel" anymore!!

Steve aint ugly then that trailer park, trash bag hoe Debra! There aint a being alive or dead that's uglier than that gold digger!! And you didn't know the difference because you're a stooid jackass! Oh I know you play dress up.... I've seen you!! I have pictures!! *points accusingly at you*

*stares at you* You ever insult my dog again and I'll have to take drastic action.....Yeah Stone Cold already knows he's straight and that's why he won't be "celebrating" with his cousin... EVER!!! I'll see you and the cripple at Summer Slam!

Hell yeah you're busy!..BUSY BEIN' A SISSY! You sorry son of a bitch!! Come on Steve *gets in monster truck and runs over Edge and Christian on his way home*
22nd-May-2004 01:18 am (UTC) - Skinny worm?! Skinny worm?! At least the great one aint a fat pig!!
*Looks down to the people's strudel and back up to you* You go anywhere NEAR the people's strudel the people's champ will slap your lips off!!

The Rock says BOTH Steve's are as ugly as Debra you stupid sum'bitch!!
Hey Austin, Debra said would like some of her cookies? *Raises eyebrow with a smile and holds cookies out to you* The Rock didn't know the differenfce because the great one is related to hilly billies or red necks! *Looks at you confused* The Rock has never played dress up, who the hell have you got pictures of?!

The Rock will insult anyone he wants you blubber butt!! The Rock will see your nasty ass goatee, bad breath self as Summer Slam too!!

The Rock's no sissy! The Rock showed up at Raw and beat those jabroni's asses down!! *Watches you run them down unimpressed*
22nd-May-2004 05:00 pm (UTC) - Ay least Stone Cold aint a skinny ass monkey bitch!
You touch me and there won't BE a Peoples Strudel to go near!

Both Steves look better than your mama you pathetic jackass! *looks at cookies, grabs one and throws it at your head, it bounces off and lands on the ground* HA! HAHAAAA! Stone Cold aint related to no hill billys either! *grins* I have pictures of YOU in a dress! You want to see?! Do ya!?

*narrows eyes* Shut up you sickening strudel loving asshole! I'll see you, you pop-corn-fart obsessed weirdo at Summer Slam!

*finally reaches home ready to drink at least 30 more beers*
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