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Now listen here you jabroni’s, it’s The Great One’s birthday so get… 
2nd-May-2006 01:28 pm
Samoan Tattoo
Now listen here you jabroni’s, it’s The Great One’s birthday so get off your monkey asses and wish The Rock a happy birthday. No, wait, even better, you can make The Rock’s birthday a happy one by sending him some pie. If any one of you monkeys send Mick Foley to sing happy birthday to The Rock like last year then he’ll lay the smack down on your candy asses. The Rock wants pie, not a middle aged man with an identity crisis who keeps a gym sock down his pants. That sick freak…

Speaking of freaks, Skittles, if you nudge The Rock one more time he’s going to slap the dye out of your hair. The Rock has brilliant movies to make and pie to eat. He doesn’t have time for you little people anymore. So wish The Rock a happy birthday, shut your mouth, and know your role.


*goes to look for some more pie*
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3rd-May-2006 10:03 am (UTC)
OMG ROCKY!! YOU UPDATED!! *falls down at your feet... and tries to steal your shoes laces*

DUH-UUUUDE!! Here's some pie!! *hands you some apple crumble* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ROCKSTER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUU!!
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